Viewing The Adventures of Billy Jenkins with your eyes
open may cause delerium, discomfort of the lower bowels, heart attacks,
esophogerial hemmorheging, lactose intolerance, incredible cravings for
turkey, sinus implosions, tooth decay, siezures of the pinky toes, mucus
dripping, mouse infestation of the liver, pancreatic shriveling, spontanious
limb loss, eyeball popping, unquenchable thirst, toe jam, skull fracturing,
lip failure, drowsiness, erectile discomfort, spasmatic genitals, and a
condition only known as "Monkey Headness." Continue with caution......................
Enter The Adventures of Billy Jenkins and the Talisman of Evil