I never figured out why my Facebook account got disabled. They refused to tell me, and as best I can tell I did nothing wrong. So who flipping knows.
I created a new account, and so far nobody has cared. I’ve decided not to bother re-creating my WayFar Design and Minecraft Facebook Pages, they had very few followers and I don’t wanna take the effort to set them back up honestly.
If anybody needs my new account, here’s the link.